A wife sent a message to her husband

Wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.”

Husband: Who is Priscilla?

Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure you read my message.

Husband: But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about?

Wife: Where are you??

Husband: Near the vegetable market

After 10 minutes she texts her husband, “Where are you?”

Husband: I’m at the office. Now that you are at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need.

A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner.

But the boy doesn’t want to eat his broccoli.

– Eat your broccoli! – says the mother.

– No! – exclaims the boy.

The father then leans toward the boy and whispers something in his ear.

The boy quickly eats his broccoli and goes into his room.

– What did you tell him?

– I told him that if he didn’t eat his broccoli, his d!ck wouldn’t grow.

The woman then stands up and slaps the man as hard as she can.

– What was that for? – he asks, confused.

– FOR NOT EATING YOUR BROCCOLI WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!