A man and his wife are at a high school reunionâŠ
⊠and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks, âDo you know her?â
âYes,â sighs the husband.
Sheâs my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasnât been sober since.â
âMy God!â says the wife.
âWho would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?â