A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
âHurry,â she said, âstand in the corner.â She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him with talcum powder. âDonât move until I tell you,â she said. âPretend youâre a statue.â
âWhatâs this?â the husband inquired as he entered the room. âOh, itâs a statue,â she replied.
âThe Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.â No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
âHere, have thisâ he gives the sandwich and beer to the statue. Then he said to the statue: âI stood like that for two days at the Smiths house and nobody offered me anything!!
